A Few Favorite Quotes

Here, for a little uplift in the downturn, are a few of my favorite funny observations. There are lots more where these came from, and I’ll post ‘em periodically…

  • “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers
  • “More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.” – Bruce Schneier
  • “They all laughed when I said I wanted to become a professional comedian, but no one’s laughing now.” – Bob Monkhouse
  • “I have known a great many troubles in my life, most of which never happened.” – Mark Twain
  • “The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn is you’re the same fool. Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness.” -Ray Bradbury
  • “If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.” – Will Rogers
  • “Since everything is none other than exactly as it is, one may well just break out in laughter.” – Long Chen Pa
  • “If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything” – Mark Twain
  • “The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, ‘Is there a meaning to music?’ My answer would be, ‘Yes.’ And ‘Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?’ My answer to that would be, ‘No.’” -Aaron Copland
  • “If only I had a little humility, I’d be perfect.” – Ted Turner
  • “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
    - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Keep Smiling!

Greg

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One Response to A Few Favorite Quotes

  1. Vernon Deets says:

    Be silly. Be honest. Be kind. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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