Udderly Delightful

Warning: bathroom humor alert.

Sorry, but I couldn’t let this go unreported.

A company in India is currently developing a soft drink made from cow urine. A major Hindu cultural group wants to market it as a healthy alternative to Coke. (I’m not kidding.) Since marketing is everything, the choice of a great name is a major ingredient in success. So in the interest of being helpful, I and my readers are offering this list.

• Cow Cola
• Pepspi
• Morning Dew
• Whizz!
• Moo-Ade
• Udder Delite
• Ginger (P)ale
• Squirt - For Real!
• Dr. PP
• Second-hand Soda
• Root Peer
• Gladder Bladder
• Bovine Divine
• Cow Power
• Number One
• Urine For A Treat!

And a few from alert readers:

• Moo Dew
• Pistol
• Pee Pop
• Sacred Soda
• Dr. Pisser
• Wee Water
• Pizzy Pop
• Eureka
• Bovine Dew
• Buffalo Springs
• Brahman Brew
• Steer Beer
• Dr.Dogie
• Cow Cider
• Pizzonit
• Tasty Wasty

Now give me yours…