“Love Will Come Around” Wins A Posi Award

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My song Love Will Come Around (co-written with Lance Cowan) was awarded the “Obelisk of Love” in the category of Personal Transformation (or as I call it, Perpetual Confusion) at the EmPower Posi Music Awards in Orlando Sunday night, January 15. My “competitors” in this category are all fabulous artists / songwriters, and good friends: [...]

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Mitt Romney On Vacation

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As the always amusing NY Times columnist Gail Collins has pointed out with impressive regularity, Mitt Romney once drove his family to Canada for vacation with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car. This is such a bizarre visual (he’s a presidential candidate!) that my friend Bob Kroeker, attorney and cartoonist, felt [...]

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Common Side Effects Include (song)

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We all know (hopefully) that humor is an antidote to the seriousness of life. Sometimes we forget it can also be a shock absorber for the occasionally rocky road of romance. Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. (Lynda Barry) Perhaps you’ve experienced the hormone cocktail we call “falling in love.” The feeling is [...]

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Best Break Up Line?

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We all have our “I got unceremoniously dumped” stories, and sometimes there’s more than a modicum of pain involved. Occasionally however, especially if it’s been a short-term thing, it not only doesn’t hurt too much, it can be kind of funny. As the writer Linda Barry said, “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” [...]

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My Unofficial Ranking: France vs The U.S.

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A friend’s wedding this week has lured me to Paris, France, the City of Light. Also the city of pastry, wine, espresso, chocolate, foie gras, rich sauces, and a bunch of other stuff that will kill you in America but is somehow magically good for you in France. I find myself consuming it in quantities [...]

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A Bird’s Bullseye

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oh beautiful creature, all feathers and wings you fill up my morning with the songs you sing that was me on the deck there just catching some rays on a glorious sunshiny Monday in May from somewhere above, high up in the air you left me a gift, i did not know you cared when [...]

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The Jokes Were Flying

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Southwest Airlines is always wacky and fun, but last night they ramped it up a few notches. As we sat in the departure lounge waiting for our half-hour delayed flight from KC to Orlando, the gate agent announced on the intercom that we’d be boarding shortly. “Unfortunately,” he said, “we’re going to have to make [...]

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“All These Atoms” Wins A Posi Award

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In a shocking upset and thrilling finish, my tune “All These Atoms” came first in the featured “Most Uniting Song” contest Sunday at Orlando’s Marriott Airport Hotel. “All These Atoms” was a longshot underdog, going off at steep odds behind strong entries from respected platinum songwriter Tom Kimmel and international sensation Liquid Blue. It was [...]

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How You Doin’? (Contest Winner!)

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You brilliant, creative readers are weirdly wired. Thanks for making this contest such a blast. Your cleverness provoked sustained chuckling and occasional outright guffaws by yours truly. Determining the “winner” was no easy task, as some of you predicted. In the end, I opted for brevity over length (easy to remember), and the broadest potential [...]

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How You Doin’? (Contest)

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One of the best things you can give anybody is a little humor jolt when they’re not expecting it. It also does wonders for your own personal endorphin levels. One easy way to do this is to try not to give a serious answer to any question you don’t have to. And what’s the most [...]

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