NPR just did a piece on a new sport that its organizers hope one day to bring to the Olympics: competitive yoga. Competitive Yoga? Of course! Yoga’s all about the ego, right? You wonder why nobody thought of it sooner. I can see it now. Grandstands full of blissful spectators chowing down on tofu dogs, [...]
“Tonight’s forecast: dark. Continued dark until morning, when there will be scattered light.†“You see all these low pressure systems on the weather map? Man, that’s a lot of lows. What this country need is more highs.†– Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weatherman I’m gonna miss George Carlin. Back in the ’60s when he [...]
Yesterday I met a guy who’s hoarding gasoline because it’s doing better than the stock market. Except for the potential explosion in his basement, why not? You know the dollar’s in trouble when people from Europe are flying to New York to shop for bargains. These are the times that try men’s souls. (Who said [...]
Here’s a bit of good news. Are you a worrier? Forget that. You actually have a talent to “Strategically” see what can go wrong. What? You never worry? In fact, you’re so in-the-moment you can’t remember to pick up your dry cleaning? No problem. You have “Adaptability.” That pack rat urge to collect all kinds [...]
