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Comical Kiwi Land

A Few Funnier Photos from our New Zealand group tour Anywhere you travel in the world, you can find some local version of deep-fried dough: No idea what a golden hippo is doing in New Zealand: “Going green” over here … Continue reading

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Wrathful Electrons Bring Smitedown

“When things go wrong, don’t go with them.”  (Elvis Presley) Last month, in the span of one week… My roof leaked into my kitchen. My cell phone called in sick. My TV went on the fritz. My car A/C called … Continue reading

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Hey Kids, What Time Is It?

Buffalo Bob: “Hey Kids, what time is it? Peanut Gallery: “NOW!!!” Howdy Doody to Buffalo Bob: “You had to get Buddhist kids?” Buffalo Bob: “They’re cool. They can clap with one hand.” Clarabelle squirts self with seltzer bottle. Kids all … Continue reading

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This Stuff Really Happened

In the Humor-Is-Where-You-Find-It Department, a recent trip provided one goofy moment after another. Yet more proof that a lot of little things can add up to funny. On the way to the airport I saw a billboard that read: YOUR … Continue reading

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April Fool – Practically Joking

Maybe it means I have the maturity of an unripe kumquat, but I’ve always loved a good practical joke. (Meaning: funny, and nobody gets hurt.) I confess I enjoy it even more when I’m the instigator. One Easter Sunday long … Continue reading

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Best Break Up Line?

We all have our “I got unceremoniously dumped” stories, and sometimes there’s more than a modicum of pain involved. Occasionally however, especially if it’s been a short-term thing, it not only doesn’t hurt too much, it can be kind of … Continue reading

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New Song: “How ‘Bout That Game”

I have to let you know right up front, the idea for this tune comes from the lovely and talented Lisa Firestone.  (More about her in a minute*)  It’s one of those clever song ideas that made me laugh, then … Continue reading

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How You Doin’? (Contest)

“A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.” – Bert Leston Taylor. One of the best things you can give anybody is a little humor jolt when they’re not expecting it. This also … Continue reading

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What Color T-shirt Do You Like?

Analog Brain In A Digital World on a t-shirt just strikes me as amusing. And I can think of lots of people (my mom, for example) who would crack up if they got one as a gift. So I’m premiering … Continue reading

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Funny Airline Pilot Makes My Day

I brought my Baby Taylor guitar along for a cross-country flight to Oregon. It’s great to have around for practice because it’s small and fits overhead in the plane, no problem. As I boarded United Airlines, a flight attendant surprised … Continue reading

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