Recently I was driving through Florida, after a harrowing day of dodging semis all the way through Tennessee and Georgia.* ** * I once got sideswiped by a crazed, Type-A semi driver. He bounced me off the freeway and into a ditch at 70 mph. Fortunately my own personal human body was not injured, although [...]
Yesterday I met a guy who’s hoarding gasoline because it’s doing better than the stock market. Except for the potential explosion in his basement, why not? You know the dollar’s in trouble when people from Europe are flying to New York to shop for bargains. These are the times that try men’s souls. (Who said [...]
I´m in a window seat on a flight to Florida. I´m barely functional because of world-class, Olympic Gold Medal jet lag from an Australia trip two days before. I can barely think, I´m so tired. All I want from life at this moment is to sleep. All I want is to close my eyes and [...]
